So in an effort to keep this up, here is post number two. It feels like it's snowballing out of control! First one post, then a second? Watch out blog-o-sphere, there's a new contender for queen of the internet!
....sadly, it's not myself. I imagine the queen of the internet would be someone like Jenna Marbles or possibly Mila Kunis. And Mila Kunis wouldn't even have to do anything to be queen of the internet, someone else would upload her pictures and BAM, the queen is crowned.
I have absolutely no topic for this post other than my own inane ramblings. Better out then in eh? Well no that's not strictly true I suppose. Organs, for the most part, are most definitely better in. And probably some blogs, including this one. Oh well too late now.
In my quest to create this blog however, I have realised my own technological downfalls. I'm not as computer savvy as I thought I was. Which I don't understand. Surely if celebrities can figure out Twitter I can too?! Or is it something you have to be capable of 'Writin lyk dis' to grasp the concept of? Seriously I don't get it. Although admittedly I do enjoy the tweets of Will Farrell....when someone else screen shots them and posts them on Facebook, because I DON'T GET TWITTER!
Swiftly moving back to my original point, assuming I had one...something about technology....? Oh right. When I decided to start this blog, I went on a quest to find the most user friendly and accessible blogging website available. (By user friendly I mean impossible to fuck up, and featuring a formidable spell check, and by accessible I mean doesn't require a URL 1,374 characters long...you know the ones....http://www.blogwebsite.co.country.internet.streslecki/australiaisatthebottomoftheworld/howisanyonegoingtofindthisblogever?haha,hahatheywon'tyou'rewastingyourtime/alexsblog.com.au)...(and by quest I mean typed blog website into Google)
I settled on this one, for not much more reason then it was the first link. (I gave up on the user friendly and accessibly quest pretty much straight away.) Convenient Google...considering it is a part of your Google plus scheme....preying on the lazy ones I see.
I wrote my first blog post, but was off Facebook at the time so had no conceivable plan of how to share it with anyone, not that it was worth sharing anyway, and so just let it mellow.
Not only that, but I tried to adjust the information on my profile and I couldn't even figure out how to change my photo. Now the optimist in me says that maybe there was a bug in the system that day and when I came back this evening to write a second post it had been miraculously fixed and allowed me to update some of my profile information, however the pessimist in me (which more often than not is the most accurate in these presumptions) says that a 4 year old could have changed my entire profile with one click of a completely unrelated device like a calculator or a banana or something and then looked at me as if I was a 106 year old with a learning disability.
Smug little bastard.
I'm still not convinced I've figured it out. In fact, I'm positively certain that I haven't got a clue, but I'm going to attempt it, in the true insanity spirit that I hold so dear (trying the same thing over and over and expecting different results).
And so concludes my second post, in which I have said absolutely nothing and wasted precious seconds...minutes...? of your internet life.
Someday, maybe I'll have something interesting to say and I will post about it and it will be glorious!
But probably not, and I'll resign myself to blogging drivel about nothing.
It's like the Seinfeld of blogs, except with fewer pink shirts, baggy jeans and sneaker combos. And less money. Much less money.
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